theswandive

hearthfires-holocausts:

hannahvickers:

‘What’s the creepiest thing your child’s ever said to you?”

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent

kids are creepy little monsters.

(Source: hannahvickerss, via whitipedia)

best-of-funny:

tumboner:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

the-coriolis-effect:

the Taco bell twitter is run by a bunch of professional trolls. 

Well done. 

#Ballin

sassy taco bell is sassy

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This girl is my fucking hero. I love you, Lady Watermelon. I REALLY LOVE YOU.

(via savetemptation)

lizdexia:

BAD GIRLS CLUB (2013) — Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone

“I can’t figure out if you’re trying to be Danny Ocean or Kristy from the Babysitters Club.”

A group of six college students team up to steal $5 million in order to pay off the mild-mannered yet terrifying Canadian mobster who forcibly caused their leader (Stewart) to commit involuntary manslaughter in Niagara Falls. Predictably, nothing goes as predicted. GRRL POWER.

I. Wish.

(via castleoflions)

(Source: calmrad, via regal-kingslayer)

ilymorgannn:

HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT 

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings, via girlsgotafacelikemurder)

(Source: irespakka, via teachingliteracy)

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

(via feminist-fury)