theswandive

i like for everything to be in even numbers
i spell words on the tips of my fingers (try it, its fun)
i have obsessions with fairy tale worlds
this last one is just so that there are four

—I’m just going to imagine that someday Phelps will be having a backdoor barbeque and Lochte will be there and they’ll be reminiscing. And one will say to the other “you only beat me because my leg cramped” and the other will be all “uh huh sure, it has nothing to do with my GOLD MEDAL”
And then they’ll smack talk for awhile and eventually one will push the other into the pool and they’ll race from one end ot the other
And their wives will roll their eyes and their kids will groan like augh dad it’s over you’re both gold medalists get over it.
This is like ten years down the road, mind you.
It won’t matter who wins the backyard race because they’ll still make excuses and it’ll end in a splash-off until the burgers are ready.
I think I just wrote Phelps/Lochte fanfic.

Jez (via haveaquote)

LOL

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