1. Things I Say While Driving

    1. Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
    2. Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
    3. Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
    4. Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
    5. Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
    6. Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
    7. Me: /dinosaur screams/
     
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