Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
Reblogged from iampancakes
  1. badwolf-doctor reblogged this from fuckingbowlofavocados
  2. guerinchis reblogged this from oseawey-hello
  3. jackeduptrucksdrivemenuts reblogged this from whiskey-shots-n-cowboy-boots
  4. kensatucky reblogged this from poorunfortunatenerds
  5. ddreamweaverr reblogged this from sunny-dee-sweet
  6. ahornsirupundzuckerwatte reblogged this from sketchy-equine
  7. aswefloatalong reblogged this from inevitablypossimpible
  8. whiskey-shots-n-cowboy-boots reblogged this from willtheredneck
  9. sketchy-equine reblogged this from pasturemud
  10. notsousukeyamazaki reblogged this from falling-justice
  11. fitforsummerfitforever reblogged this from beautyisnothingwithoutstrength
  12. sergio-and-the-jetpacks reblogged this from falling-justice
  13. galchylover94 reblogged this from bollig52
  14. falling-justice reblogged this from demigodintrainingfromcabin6
  15. xxhale-the-bullshit reblogged this from pasturemud
  16. pasturemud reblogged this from ennis-the-menace
  17. katelynloves11 reblogged this from for-classy-eyes-only
  18. brittneeym reblogged this from there-is-no-good-in-goodbye
  19. kopitarus reblogged this from ennis-the-menace
  20. ennis-the-menace reblogged this from bollig52
  21. clioandhobbes reblogged this from fatlifechoseme
  22. thismakesmetearbend reblogged this from ohyoumeanthisgatekey
  23. dutchesspickles reblogged this from tiffykins
  24. fatkittenss reblogged this from weedjoke420
  25. infinite-wanduring reblogged this from peetasperfectpearl
  26. demigodintrainingfromcabin6 reblogged this from peetasperfectpearl
  27. peetasperfectpearl reblogged this from palominah
  28. playswithsquirrellls reblogged this from bollig52
  29. myghettoworld reblogged this from lord-knows-i-meant-well
  30. skylinethroughthewindow reblogged this from jesuistresjolie
  31. kissblanca reblogged this from cindybx3
  32. southerngirllife reblogged this from born2besouthern
  33. pirriwinkle reblogged this from bollig52
  34. lord-knows-i-meant-well reblogged this from oseawey-hello
  35. whiskeysunshine95 reblogged this from willtheredneck